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The Greatest Troll the Interweb has seen since Meatspin

Alright, I’m about to geek out for a minute here.

In case you haven’t been paying attention to the rap and dub-step/house music scene recently, Ice Cube has collaborated with Redfoo and 2Chainz in order to make this single Drop Girl. The greatest part about this song is that the lyrics make no sense AND the beat sounds like every other hip hop beat, not to mention the dub-step remix sounds like every other remix out on the market. AND THAT IS THE BEST PART! Millions of people have watched this video and have either gotten upset or way to excited about it. Obviously it is a joke, a type of art that can only be appreciated by 7h4 01d 5ch001 I73rW3B 7r011, when no one knew what Never Gonna Give You Up was about, when you tricked your friends on AIM to click on meatspin, when badgers and mushrooms dominated chat room conversations and all you were trying to do was get the newest Metallica song for free just in spite of those greedy fuckers. Not to mention being on top of all of the newest music file sharing systems, key cracks, weird animation files, and mounting programs. Don’t know what those are? Well, obviously you wouldn’t understand the greatness this song has bestowed upon the internet. EXE!

I can’t help but watch it over and over again. I was high on mushrooms for 4 days when I thought of this idea, I didn’t know if O’Shea was gonna go for it, and then lo and behold, a few months later IT HAS COME TO LIFE! It went like this: Ice Cube was supposed to get Redfoo and 2Chainz on a contract before he told them what the video was about to troll them cuz they greedy as shit, and they music sucks. The lyrics don’t make any sense because I was high as shit on mushrooms when I thought of them, and yes, they were the first things that came out of my mouth. LOL! The whole point behind it was to make people second guess singles because all singles suck, but they’re so brainwashed that all they can do is listen to what’s hot on the shitty radio. Ice Cube made a fuckin’ gangsta-ass song called Sic Them Youngins On ‘Em that doesn’t even have HALF of the views on YouTube that Drop Girl has. It just goes to show you how fucked up the music industry still is. Why would he go for the good old school 90’s shit when the music business is so centrally controlled by a bunch of dinosaurs bathing in blood in a Las Vegas casino that it would be dumbed down and RUINED?! Not to worry though, my Big Sexy’s gonna have some good shit in store for the future. He’s unpredictable, as we have seen forever. Haha. Oh Lawd, I can’t wait for Lord3Z & P3asantZ.

Remix this song, that’ll make Ice Cube happiez. 🙂

M04R n00dz!!!!!!!

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